Size queens, rejoice! Happiness Is A Big Cock is a light-hearted sex dvd about US college life, its teachers and one particular student and his obsession with size. It tells the story of Buck the horny student who has the hots for his coach, brilliantly played by Mitch Allmond. After seeing his horsehung coach in the locker room, he lets his grades deteriorate. He decides to take matters into his own hands and seduce the coach, who gets eaten by the young jock like a ripe banana. Now that he's got the coach on his side, Buck moves down the line and goes through the whole faculty, trying to upgrade his grades so he will be allowed to stay on the baseball team and be close to his favourite coach. Next is Mr Hudson, the sadistic math teacher, who loves to spank bare asses with a paddle while keeping a full erection and ending up with a hot fuck. In between, the coach and the art teacher Artie go cruising together around town. Artie has a unique gimmick, he has engraved on his oil stick "If you want a blowjob go to the bathroom", so he pulls into a gas station where the attendant looks like he has potential. That's how Artie manages to seduce Joe Pump, the young hot gas pumper (and man can he pump). By the end, the whole cast are tangled in a sexy light-hearted fun plot that is bound to put a smile on your face and a boner in your underwear. No matter how bad you feel, after watching it, we guarantee you'll feel better. Cast: Buck Tadbik, Mitch Allmond, Joe Dookey, Joe Pump, Robert Taylor, Miles Andrew, Funner (aka Frank Michaels), Jake
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